Speed, I am Speed
Journaling: Is it possible that I missed the warning on the box? Warning! This box contains objects that cause toddlers to turn into big boys! No, I guess the box doesn’t say that, but it should say, “Trading in a little three wheeler trike for a brand new two wheeler causes spontaneous growing up.” That’s right, spontaneous. And maybe a little warning about heart problems occurring in mommies who stand helpless watching their little babies grow up. Where are all those warnings? I guess it didn’t warn about the unbelievable happiness and excitement either. Oh well, goodbye faithful trike, hello two wheeler.
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